Leave three-year-old alone in the front seat for two minutes. Wait until all inside lights are turned on. Remove three-year-old without turning off the lights.
Wait 24 hours.
Try to start the car. The lights that were left on will flicker and silently die.
Congratulations! You've successfully made a dead Prius!
Note: this procedure will probably work well with any vehicle. Other cars, however, are not mostly electrical, and you will be able to put them in neutral when the battery is dead and push them out of your garage. The Prius will stay dead better, and be more immovable after it dies, and so I'd recommend using this recipe on one of them.
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