Good news: if, say, a one-year-old sucks on your phone, putting it in rice can fix all the internal parts that get wet and it works perfectly in about 24 hours!
Bad news: when your husband comes home and can't stop the car, and repairs cost over $1,000, you can feel very sad. Also, you can wish you knew more about mechanics. Because that is lots of money.
Good news: finishing a book feels good! Especially when the ending goes better than you expected. And then you get to revise!
Bad news: uh...childcare costs a lot. Also, spiders like our basement.
Good news: using a dragon and M&M's, potty training is starting to work again!
Bad news: ceramic dragons chip. Also, baby can climb the stairs. Which are hardwood. He hasn't fallen...and we'll try to keep it that way
Good news: here is a clip from Futurama. Because saying "Good news, everyone!" deserves some Futurama every time. Even if there is no professor, and it sort of cuts off at the end...