Vampire poem

Okay, so I want to make a whole book of monster poems for my kids (I like good Halloween books!).  I've already written a few.  Here's the first, which I wrote as an undergraduate:

The Tale of the Hungry Vampire

Biting a neck isn’t all that much fun

It’s messy, it’s crude, and it leads to the shun-

ning of most folk

when you really crave Coke

And honey and cake

Fangs are a mistake

On chocolate I brood

I’m not in the mood

For more dark thick blood

Masquerading as food

This poem is dedicated to Cadbury Mini Eggs, which taste far too good, and deviled eggs with dye on the whites, which is what we turned our Easter creations into...